NFL Week 3: Ballgame’s Beauties
The only one off to a more horrid start than the Houston Texans and Los Angeles Chargers is your beloved T-Ballgame.
This week, he hopes to rebound with an entire smorgasbord of enticing matchups in this otherwise unpredictable season (thus far). While things opened with astronomical over totals in the 2026 debut week, the trend shifted into the under realm in week 2.
Let’s see how T-Ballgame fares with this week’s three most alluring bets in accordance with his all-time favorite beauties:
Raquel Welch – The bombshell of the bunch, an enticing object of your gambling desires.
Sophia Loren – A highly attractive proposition that arouses your bettor interest.
Salma Hayek – An intriguing wager with that “something about it” quality you find mildly irresistible.
Las Vegas Raiders +3 @ New Orleans Saints
Sunday, 4:25 p.m.
My bold pre-season prediction entailed the disrespected Saints to climb from the bowels of the bayou and claim the NFC South title. So far, no other division rival has stacked up to what Kellen Moore’s troops have managed thus far – a spirited overtime loss to Detroit, followed from a come-from-behind takedown of Baltimore.
After battling through two adverse road environments, the Saints finally get one at home against the 2-0 Las Vegas Raiders. Tyler Shough continues to impress in his sophomore season, and the hunch here is that it’ll continue in my Salma Hayek pick of the week.
The Bet: Saints -3
Seattle Seahawks @ Washington Commanders (O/U 42.5)
Sunday, 1 p.m.
Sam Darnold is questionable for Sunday’s conference showdown at Northwest Stadium. The likelier scenario is Drew Lock, whose confidence is no doubt swelling after a three-TD outing against Arizona.
On the other sideline, the Commanders, down one Jayden Daniels, will be sending Marcus Mariota in against the Seahawks’ formidable defensive front. Against Dallas, Mariota spent the second half like he was retreating from a swarm of murder hornets. As such, just imagine the heat Aden Durde’s unit will be bringing to the journeyman backup. Although I also like Seattle to cover the 7-point handicap, the obvious Sophia Loren pick is the under.
The Bet: Under 40.5
Minnesota Vikings @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (O/U 42.5)
Sunday, 4:05 p.m.
The Vikes have again showcased an elite defensive unit, limiting a potent Chicago offense to a measly field goal. On the flipside, Kevin O’Connell’s crew relied on three field goals of their own to remain 2-0, as backup QB Carson Wentz failed to find the endzone yet again.
Although Kyler Murray is slated for a Sunday return, the Vikes will depend more on Aaron Jones’s running game against a reeling Bucs’ team that underperformed against Cleveland. With this one to commence on Raymond James Stadium grass, I’m calling a low-scoring affair as my Raquel Welch of the week.
The Bet: Under 42.5
More Sexy Picks to Consider:
New York Giants -3.5 over Tennessee Titans
Carolina Panthers – 2.5 Cleveland Browns
Kansas City Chiefs at Miami Dolphins, under 46.5 points
Buffalo Bills -7 over Los Angeles Chargers
Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers, under 42.5
San Francisco 49ers -8.5 at Arizona Cardinals
